Many people were confused by the Taco-pie during our celebration. Perhaps a brief refresher on the Turkeytron will clear things up.
For he had said:
"I am TURKEYTRON. I have been sent here from the year 9595, to save this bird that lies before you. He is the great... great... great... great... great... grandfather of.... GOBLOX – the turkey who is destined to lead the rebellion against the master chickens.
HE's DEAD!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO GOBLOX IS?!?!? I Will tell you who GOBLOX IS!!! In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother.These turkeys would exit the womb doused in GRAVY. GRRAAAAVY filled with the giblets from a monkey.The French craved it, and as a result turkey became the only food source for France – which is now called “Robofrance 29.”
I was later killed by the chickens! So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens.They had evolved... big time. From beyond feathers, their beaks had softened and they had acquired synthetic intelligence and appendages from the chicken black market from BEYOND THE MOON!!
I had to be reformulated by rogue chicken scientists for the rebellion. They crafted my sleek turkey body which allowed for safe passage through the time rift. So... in summation the bird comes with me... Dead or Alive.I must take the bird into the time rift to a time before he was cooked..... I'm waiting for the time rift to open.... It could be ANYWHERE at ANY TIME...
Hey, ya'll, Gobble Gobble, I'm Tom Turkey! Do the hustle!!!"
Regarding the observance of Taco Pie:
1 lb. lean ground beef
1 8 oz. container of sour cream
1 8 oz. package of finely shredded mild Cheddar cheese
1 package taco seasoning (dry)
1/2 package water (use taco seasoning package)
1/2 bag crushed tortilla chips
Plenty of Food coloring
Sprinkle with half the tortilla chips. Brown and drain beef. Add Taco Seasoning and water. Simmer for 10 minutes.
Top crescent rolls and chips with meat mixture. Top with sour cream and shredded cheese and the remaining tortilla chips. Include enough food coloring for the holidays to get your taco pie a deep shade of midnight black.
Bake in a 350°F oven for 20-25 minutes.
Serve with extra sour cream, salsa or salsa con queso and shredded lettuce, tomatoes or other toppings of your choice.